magicalnaturetour:

An adorable baby koala is seen enjoying a snooze after a traumatic start to life. The baby koala, nicknamed “Blondie Bumstead”, is being cared for by a volunteer from the Ipswich Koala protection society in Queensland after her mother was killed by a dog. Blondie, who was named for her light fur, was given just a 50-50 chance of pulling through after the attack. But after a course of antibiotics and some tender loving car from volunteer Marilyn Spletter she has now been given a clean bill of health. According to Marilyn she has hand-reared around 40 baby koalas but says that Blondie, who will be released back into the wild after 15 months, is one of her favourites. She said: “She’s got a little character all of her own and she knows what she wants and what she doesn’t. When she’s stressed I kiss her on the nose or I rub my nose on hers and it relaxes her”. (Photo by Jamie Hanson/Newspix/REX Features)

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1. A selection of television programs you do not care for.
2. A selection of musical artists you do not care for. 3. A selection of celebrities you couldn’t care less about.4. A hobby you “don’t get”.5. A habit you find disgusting.6. Something in school you really liked doing that everyone else bitched over.7. Your favorite household chore.8. Popular video games that make you go “meh”.9. PC or MAC?10. A sport you don’t like, for whatever reason.11. A sport you really like, for whatever reason.12. Television programs you love but have gotten shit for liking.13. Musical artists you love but have gotten shit for liking.14. A hobby you have/find interesting that other people bother you over/make fun of.15. A habit you have that other people bug you over.16. Something in school you hating doing and it felt like everyone else loved.17. The household chore that makes you want to shoot your own face off.18. A selection of video games that you enjoy that perhaps you really shouldn’t.19. A celebrity crush that maybe even you don’t understand.20. Free rant on whatever grinds your gears at the moment.

1. A selection of television programs you do not care for.

2. A selection of musical artists you do not care for.
3.
A selection of celebrities you couldn’t care less about.
4.
A hobby you “don’t get”.
5.
A habit you find disgusting.
6.
Something in school you really liked doing that everyone else bitched over.
7. Your favorite household chore.
8.
Popular video games that make you go “meh”.
9.
PC or MAC?
10.
A sport you don’t like, for whatever reason.
11.
A sport you really like, for whatever reason.
12.
Television programs you love but have gotten shit for liking.
13.
Musical artists you love but have gotten shit for liking.
14.
A hobby you have/find interesting that other people bother you over/make fun of.
15.
A habit you have that other people bug you over.
16.
Something in school you hating doing and it felt like everyone else loved.
17.
The household chore that makes you want to shoot your own face off.
18.
A selection of video games that you enjoy that perhaps you really shouldn’t.
19.
A celebrity crush that maybe even you don’t understand.
20.
Free rant on whatever grinds your gears at the moment.

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vagisodium:

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channelfrederator:

absolutely terrifying

Bart is hot

you people will literally fuck anything

vagisodium:

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channelfrederator:

absolutely terrifying

Bart is hot

you people will literally fuck anything

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lorettacancun:

lolzpicx:

The last one is so done with humans.

Hello, new favorite thing I’ve ever seen.

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echoes-of-starlight:

 

featherymischief:

angelshizuka:

Brother Bear Appreciation Week

Day 3: Favourite Quotes

LET ME TELL YOU WHY THIS IS ONE OF THE MOST IMPORTANT, UNDERRATED DISNEY FILMS OF ALL TIME OKAY:

1. It teaches kids that we should never judge others by their appearance or what we’ve seen on the surface.

2. It teaches kids that despite if we’ve been taught to be afraid of or hate something or someone that looks/acts differently than us, we should learn and try to understand them before we judge them.

3. It teaches that two sides that may hate each other don’t always have to stay that way - they can learn and grown from each other’s mistakes.

4. It teaches that hatred is not always the answer; to listen, to step back, and see through someone else’s eyes. It teaches patience, understanding, and wisdom.

5. IT TEACHES CHILDREN THAT PEOPLE CAN BE FORGIVEN AND DO BETTER.

6. It teaches children that even if you make a mistake, you can learn and grow from it like Kenai.

Seriously I just love this movie to pieces it is so important to me and I wish more people knew/watched it because wtf it’s AMAZING.

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embarrassmental:

narcotic:

what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality

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lolsomeone-actually:

brainoverbones:

My dad is actually the villain from despicable me.

this is amazing

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whoduhthunkit:

zootedboy:

sex in the shower? no. slip and bust my ass. break my dick. she slippin too. she knock her head on the tile she passed out. bleedin. i cant walk cause my jimmy snapped. thought this was gonna be sexy and we both end up half dead.

#worththerisk

whetaver:

when someone says they dont like dogs

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virginitity:

how i seduce men

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Me: Where are the owls? WHERE ARE THE OWLS?
Hooters Waitress: Please sir, you're causing a fuss and disturbing the other customers-
Me: *banging my hands rhythmically on the table* WHERE-ARE-THE-OWLS? WHERE-ARE-THE-OWLS? WHERE ARE THE OWLS?

bakaa-usagii:

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elphabaoftheopera:

I feel like the Mormons should work at Monsters Inc. but instead of scaring people they just try to convert them. 

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I just showed this to my Mormon friend who’s about to leave on her mission and she’s crying from laughing so hard.

Mormon’s Inc.

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