scoobydoof:

mom, dad, can i have a boy girl party this year for my birthday??? i’m gonna be 35 this year and idk i just think i should be allowed to now. 

(via whatthefluffay)

the-psycho-cutie:

i didn’t realize growing up meant dying inside but hey it’s whatever

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theultimatelola:

Cosmo Tip #21: to lighten the mood during sexy time, hum the Danny Phantom theme song

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disneyprincest:

i hate when you voluntarily tell your parents some information about your life because you think you can trust them and then they bitch at you for it like congrats you have guaranteed that i will never tell you anything ever again 

(Source: parasailin, via karateandcameras)

I’m an adult, but not like a real adult.

anyone between the ages of 18 and 25 (via prettyboystyles)

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caseyanthonyofficial:

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Well

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I know who my friends are

(via chicken-vegeta)

littlejennsmall:

http://ift.tt/UH0NHk

ORLANDO BLOOM PUNCHED JUSTIN BIEBER IN THE FACE

johnthreecontinents:

johnthreecontinents:

ORLANDO BLOOM PUNCHED JUSTIN BIEBER IN THE FACE

ORLANDO BLOOM PUNCHED JUSTIN BIEBER IN THE FACE

  1. ORLANDO BLOOM PunCHED KJUSTIN BIEBER IN THE FCACE
  • ORLAND O
  • BLOOM
  • PUNCHESDD
  • JUSTIN
  • BIEBER
  • …………………………
  • IN THE FUCKING FACE

watch orlando bloom punch justin bieber in the face

(via chicken-vegeta)

dont-even-stress-it:

you can actually see anna’s eyes screaming for help

what am i doing in this movie

the paycheck wasnt worth it

i regret this decision greatly

THATS SO FUNNY

(Source: rooneymara, via silverdragonflies)

what i actually said: i forgot
what my parents heard: i hate you and i am determined to fail at life, go to prison, and bring dishonor to this family. i care about nothing except my computer and tv shows and you can just go burn in hell for all i care. also i'm pregnant.
unlikelywords:

If you’ve seen a better picture of a dog dressed as two dogs carrying a present today, I don’t believe you. 

unlikelywords:

If you’ve seen a better picture of a dog dressed as two dogs carrying a present today, I don’t believe you. 

(via chicken-vegeta)

harryedward:

A windows phone could literally predict the future and I would still want an iPhone

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